Top 10 Old Age Joke Gifts UK – Gags & Practical Joke Toys

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1. Diabolical


Diabolical DP0842 Wrinkle Remover Over The Hill Gift Old Age Joke OAP

Diabolical #ad - Model number: DP0842. That's right, simply sandpaper off unwanted wrinkles and age spots in a moment to reveal fresh and possibly bleeding skin underneath. Make your loved ones feel special, and old, with this Wrinkle remover. Perfect gift or present for your mum Dad Grandad Grandma Auntie Uncle Niece Nephew Brother Sister Boyfriend Girlfriend Husband Wife. Why pay the high prices when you can get our Over The Hill Wrinkle Treatment. With so many wrinkle treatments available in super markets and chemists, exfoliation is the key to radiant skin, sometimes the choice is overwhelming.
BrandDiabolical #ad
ManufacturerThe Diabolical Gift People #ad
Height0.3 cm (0.12 Inches)
Length17.5 cm (6.89 Inches)
Weight0.05 kg (0.11 Pounds)
Width12.8 cm (5.04 Inches)
Part NumberDP0842

2. Lexicon Select


Lexicon Select Old Age Necessities Joke Gift Set, Includes Ear Trumpet & Past It Post It Notes

Lexicon Select #ad - Funny gift for any ageing friend/relative - set includes a novelty ear trumpet and novelty dental accessory set. Novelty 'past It' post it notes. Ear trumpet measures: 8cm x 20cm - Simply pull out your "Handy Ear Trumpet" and all will become clear.
BrandLexicon Select #ad
ManufacturerLexicon Select #ad
Height2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Length10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Width5 cm (1.97 Inches)
Part NumberLXS-1005-1007



ALLY-MAGIC 1 PCS Inflatable Walking Stick Blow Up, Inflatable Novelty Party Props for Gifts Dress up Dad Joke Old Man Costume Party Accessories Kids Men Women Birthday Role Play Y5CQGZ

ALLY-MAGIC #ad - Customer first, we provide 10-years best customer support. Dressing up helper: our blow up walking stick is designed with a length of approx. 86 cm/ 34 inches, not limited to age or gender, the inflatable walking stick is suitable for gripping, looking funny and eye catching.

Widely application: the funny old age costume accessories can be applied on many occasions, masquerade, birthday party, retirement party, serving as an ideal photo prop, cosplay, carnival and more, such as stage performance, helping you take beautiful pictures. Interesting gifts: the old man costume can be a novel gift for your father, making them feel treasured, son, mother, daughter, expressing your support and love to them, or friends who enjoy role play, thus improving your relationships.

High quality: these blow up walking sticks made of PVC material, environmental friendly and easy to clean after use. A good prop for your disguise. Add to now! You can contact us via email at any time if you have any questions, we will resolve your problem without hesitation until you are satisfied. Satisfaction guarantee: you can get 1 pcs blow up walking stick.
ManufacturerALLY-MAGIC #ad

4. Boxer Gifts


One Size, Clear, Boxer Gifts Old Age Emergency Pants | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa Boxer Briefs

Boxer Gifts #ad - Unisex – old age doesn’t discriminate! these ‘highly fashionable’ plastic pants make a great gift for both him and her! Disclaimer – please please please don’t actually try use these as actual pants, you’ll have to spend all afternoon cleaning up your mess and at your old age that might put your back out! Never get caught short again – old age shrinking your bladder? stuggle to get to the toilet on time because you’re soooooo old? Grab these novelty emergency pants and never get caught short again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday, retirement, christmas or secret santa, these hilarious joke pants makes a great gift sure to make them laugh!.

BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts #ad
Height0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.01 kg (0.02 Pounds)
Width10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part NumberBB1009

5. Boxer Gifts


Boxer Gifts Old Age Ear Trumpet | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa, 1 Count Pack of 1

Boxer Gifts #ad - Lets get real – this is a novelty, joke shop product and is unlikely to make much of a difference to your hearing so don’t blame us when the grandkids continue to shout at you for being deaf! What did you say? – what was that? what did she say? if you find yourself saying that more often than usual then i’m sorry to break it to you but you’re getting old, 50th or 60th birthday, very old! Grab your novelty ear trumpet and show your true age! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, Christmas or secret santa, retirement, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, these hilarious joke pants make a great gift that’s sure to make them laugh!.

BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts #ad
Length20.8 cm (8.19 Inches)
Part NumberBB1007

6. That's Amazing


Joke Wrinkle Remover Prank Birthday Gift Over The Hill Gift Old Age Joke Pensioner OAP Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover

That's Amazing #ad - Great gift for mum, sister grandad, grandma, nanna, brother, Husband, Dad, Wife, papa, Nana, Boyfriend & Girlfriend. Great joke gift for birthdays 40th 50th 60th 70th, Xmas, Secret Santa, April Fools Day, White Elephant Gifts etc.

Just what the recipient needs to get rid of those Wrinkles, Sun spots and Old sagging skin. Not for actual use but will certainly give the recipient a chuckle. Space on the back to write a personalised message - Use as an alternative to a Greeting / Birthday card -Guaranteed a laugh with this Fun unique gift. It's a piece of sandpaper!!! the ultimate joke prank wrinkle treatment and remover treatment.
BrandThat's Amazing #ad
ManufacturerThat's Amazing #ad



Henbrandt Inflatable Walking Stick 90cm Blow Up Walking Stick Joke Gift Birthday Retirement Old Age Pensioner Novelty Photo Booth Props Fancy Dress Accessory Party Decorations

HENBRANDT #ad - This blow-up walking stick is a fun fancy dress accessory at Halloween and costume parties, and it makes a hilarious joke gift for retirement parties and milestone birthdays. Recommended for ages 3+. Size: 90cm tall when fully inflated. Material: Plastic. Single inflatable Walking Stick fancy dress party accessory.
ManufacturerHenbrandt #ad
Height0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length15.01 cm (5.91 Inches)
Width15.01 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part NumberFBA-8008-SNL

8. Boxer Gifts


Boxer Gifts Where's My Pants, Rude Retirement Gift For Him Or Her | Funny Joke Old Age 40th 50th 60th 70th Birthday Gifts For Men Or Women | Novelty Old Man Secret Santa Present

Boxer Gifts #ad - Get it wrong? you’re pants! not just for the elderly - this hilarious game is perfect for all generations to play! A funny old age gift - this memory games makes a brilliant gift for friends, family and colleagues on their birthday, Father's Day, retirement or as a Secret Santa at Christmas!. Use it or you’ll lose it! - memorise and repeat the random sequence to show you're not past it yet! Lights, sound and buttons - with fun shaped buttons and sounds to match, this light up device is great for following sequences! Press go and repeat the sequence.
BrandBoxer Gifts #ad
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts #ad
Height3.5 cm (1.38 Inches)
Length3.2 cm (1.26 Inches)
Width12 cm (4.72 Inches)
Part NumberGA3040
ModelWhere's My Pants



Henbrandt Inflatable Zimmer Frame with WARNING Stickers 88cm Large Blow-Up Walking Frame Joke Birthday Retirement Novelty Prank Gift Men Women Grandad Gran OAP Dress Up Party Accessory Photo Booth

HENBRANDT #ad - Material: Plastic. Recommended for ages 12+. This blow up zimmer frame makes a hilarious joke gift for retirement parties and milestone birthdays and is a fun fancy dress costume accessory. Single inflatable zimmer Frame with ‘WARNING’ stickers. Size: 58cm x 45cm 88cm.
ManufacturerHenbrandt #ad
Part NumberB07BH2JVYZ



Henbrandt Inflatable Walking Stick Blow Up and Zimmer Frame Joke Dress Up Gift Present

I LOVE FANCY DRESS #ad - Zimmer frame o type - inflatable o colour - Silver o Easy to inflate o Choking Hazard o Not recommended for children under 3 years. Walking stick o type – inflatable o size - 90cm o Colour - Brown o Easy to inflate o Choking Hazard o Not recommended for children under 3 years. For further inquiries please contact us by email Pictures are only for illustration purpose. Available in sizes: one size Available In Colors: Crayons Wax Brown and Silver. New arrival inflatable Zimmer Frame and Walking Stick.
ManufacturerTrendy Fashion #ad
Height2 cm (0.79 Inches)
Length45 cm (17.72 Inches)
Width30 cm (11.81 Inches)
Part Number30974